I want to be random sentence lady.

Sol 3 native.
Typical middle child of 6 million.
Bit of a Hermit.
I find it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

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Shut up Tamsin.

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thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

engardesociety:

mr-alec-winchester:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

I have been booped by an elephant and it is literally the best experience in the world everyone should try to be booped by an elephant at least once it’s incredible!

When I was twelve an elephant grabbed me and tried to run off with me, which was quite terrifying but also a little bit flattering.

i sense an anecdote here

saxifraga-x-urbium:

engardesociety:

mr-alec-winchester:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

I have been booped by an elephant and it is literally the best experience in the world everyone should try to be booped by an elephant at least once it’s incredible!

When I was twelve an elephant grabbed me and tried to run off with me, which was quite terrifying but also a little bit flattering.

i sense an anecdote here

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Mads Mikkelsen as Nigel 

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warrioromen:

THEY WERE TAKING ABOUT FUNERALS
WHO TALKS ABOUT FUNERALS WHEN THEIR DOING THIS
BUT THIS WAS SO GENTLE AND SWEET LEAVE ME HERE IN THIS BEAVER PUDDLE

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bead-bead:

cityofvalkayriecain:

she-was-a-rose:

#*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s like ha! #i knew they couldn’t all be ginger! #and molly doesn’t bother telling the doctor that harry isn’t hers #because he is after all one of her boys #and she loves him just as though he was a weasley (via dwcompanion)

those tags broke me a little inside 

#Molly Weasley turned Daleks into actual pepperpots, because, honestly, she doesn’t have time for their nonsense.

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Jensen Ackles - Carry On Wayward Son

thranduilsenpai:

let-it-all-wash-out:

donechesters:

pastelhunters:

musicalwars:

gabrielthearch-angel:

drunkphanlockdancing:

celestial-sexhair:

Holy shit my friend just sent this to me it’s like chocolate for my ears. I knew Jensen was a good singer but dayum

his voice is absolutely amazing cant stop listening to it!

There go my panties

welp

I’m crying 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WOW.. JUST WOW!! GODDAMNIT I LOVE THIS MAN

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