Wink If There's More

Sol 3 native. Typical middle child of 6 million. Bit of a hermit. I find it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

agaysongbird:

momentary-ecstasy:

Actors that don’t have the same accent as their characters fuck with my head.

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(via clonesbians)

hendrix-alisons:

I am not a poet.
I am a scientist,
and there is nothing a scientist loves more 
than the the pursuit
of
discovery.

love letter from a scientist’ by mccoyquialisms

inspired by x

(via tinytmas)

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Jalan Atthirari Anni." Moon of My Life

"Shekh Ma Shieraki Anni." My Sun and Stars

(via super-who-locked-starkid)

traumachu:

AND GREG IS THERE HELPING WITH ALL THEIR WEDDING PLANNING YOU GO PAPA GREG 

(Source: baskervilleshund, via randoctorlockedtalia)

bansheebarr:

Alison’s milkshake brings everyone to her suburban yard. Damn right, it’s better than Rachel’s (don’t tell her that though, she’d be staring out windows twice the melodrama).

(via clonesbians)

boopboopbi:

uss-special:

talonsandwings:

mischiefforhire:

black-nata:

v-p-potts:

You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.

thefuckisthisshit.gif

…I know that look.


i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes

ridiculous pet superheroes


Did someone say ridiculous pet superheroes? You’ve got to go a long way to beat Bucky ‘This is the worst idea ever, Steve’ Barnes.

boopboopbi:

uss-special:

talonsandwings:

mischiefforhire:

black-nata:

v-p-potts:

You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.

thefuckisthisshit.gif

…I know that look.

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i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes

ridiculous pet superheroes

Did someone say ridiculous pet superheroes? You’ve got to go a long way to beat Bucky ‘This is the worst idea ever, Steve’ Barnes.

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

twofingerswhiskey:

explosive-tardis:

twofingerswhiskey:

MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON

CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife

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(via evelynedontchu)

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(Source: cosimacormier, via evelynedontchu)

“Évelyne, she’s a bomb which explodes in slow motion on screen. She’s more than just beautiful. She’s a passionate actress with a sophisticated acting who gives everything, resists to comfort and fights with certainty. She owns some weapons, coming from deep zones, which is a secret only herself knows” —Xavier Dolan 

(Source: clonesbians, via evelynedontchu)

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via darylsdickison)