I want to be random sentence lady.

Sol 3 native.
Typical middle child of 6 million.
Bit of a Hermit.
I find it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

warrioromen:

THEY WERE TAKING ABOUT FUNERALS
WHO TALKS ABOUT FUNERALS WHEN THEIR DOING THIS
BUT THIS WAS SO GENTLE AND SWEET LEAVE ME HERE IN THIS BEAVER PUDDLE

(Source: pcapitated, via fannibalecter)

bead-bead:

cityofvalkayriecain:

she-was-a-rose:

#*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s like ha! #i knew they couldn’t all be ginger! #and molly doesn’t bother telling the doctor that harry isn’t hers #because he is after all one of her boys #and she loves him just as though he was a weasley (via dwcompanion)

those tags broke me a little inside 

#Molly Weasley turned Daleks into actual pepperpots, because, honestly, she doesn’t have time for their nonsense.

(Source: fancypantswatson, via queerdean)

Jensen Ackles - Carry On Wayward Son

thranduilsenpai:

let-it-all-wash-out:

donechesters:

pastelhunters:

musicalwars:

gabrielthearch-angel:

drunkphanlockdancing:

celestial-sexhair:

Holy shit my friend just sent this to me it’s like chocolate for my ears. I knew Jensen was a good singer but dayum

his voice is absolutely amazing cant stop listening to it!

There go my panties

welp

I’m crying 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WOW.. JUST WOW!! GODDAMNIT I LOVE THIS MAN

(via darylsdickison)

(Source: leaveatrail, via darylsdickison)

(Source: phoebe-buffay, via darylsdickison)

(Source: julia-the-fan, via darylsdickison)

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

image

That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

(via darylsdickison)

(Source: jonathan-groff, via skyewarders)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)

sonicscrewdriving:

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via darylsdickison)

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy [2005]

(Source: pastagif, via minervacerridwen)

galeriadeilusiones:

sonicscrewingdarren:

teadalek:

#this is literally me and I’m only like 20

#this is literally me and I’m still a youth

i agree

(Source: mcavoys, via darylsdickison)

marilynde:

#that’s one hell of a plot twist

(Source: disneyyandmore, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

theultraintrovert:

markdoesstuff:

knitmeapony:

Oh lord.

oh my god

this should have been longer!!!!!!!!!!!

(via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)